Ah, if you weren’t so crazy, I’d think you were insane. Go… away. Joker
Am not sick, I’m twisted. Sick makes it sound like there’s a cure. Joker
Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.. Joker to Harley Quinn
Be the type of person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning, the devil says, Aww sh**…they’re awake. Joker
Because everything she does comes from within; from some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times, but also so damn destructive. Joker about Harley Quinn
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome. Joker
If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason. Joker
What? Oh, I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya… really, really bad.. Joker to Harley Quinn
I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!. Joker
Smiling sarcastically is another form of saying go f**k yourself. Joker
There is no sanity clause!. Joker
I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear. Joker
I may be twisted but at least I make it interesting. Joker
When I was around, she couldn’t even find her face in the mirror. It’s as if something was holding her back. Joker
Without Batman, crime has no punch line.. Joker
Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.
Don’t talk like you’re one of them, you’re not! To them, you’re just a freak…like me. They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper. Joker
Just shoot him? Know this, my sweet. The death of Batman will be nothing less than a masterpiece.. Joker to Harley Quinn
Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push. Joker
Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you, inside. Joker
So when you find yourself locked into an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in the past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there’s always madness. the emergency exit. Joker
Funny thing is, I much prefer a knife to a gun. It’s hard to get precision from guns. I manage but it took some doing. You understand. I can tell. Few do. Joker
After everything, I’ve been through I’m still smiling not because am strong, but because I’m crazy. Now that should scare you. Joker
Every man needs that one crazy bi*ch in his corner. Joker
It’s all a joke! Everything everybody ever valued or struggled for… it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side?
Why aren’t you laughing? Joker
Not this my sweet, the death of Batman must be nothing less than a masterpiece. Joker
If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Joker
Childhood is when you Idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense. Joker
I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger. Joker
So what if I’m crazy? the best people are.
If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke! Joker
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. Joker
Quotes from Harley (Aka Harleen Quinzel) Quinn
I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way. Harley Quinn
Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable… (she reads a note from Joker)… angel! Harley Quinn
You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.. Harley Quinn
A little bird told me some creep was dressed up like the Joker, fighting a Batman wannabe. Wait till they get a load of me. Harley Quinn
You can be my crazy, I’ll be your insane. Harley Quinn
Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Instead of the opera robbin’ you for somethin’ like a thousand bucks a seat — we’re gonna rob you! Believe me, folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doin’ ya a big favor!
If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad. Harley Quinn
Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?. Harley Quinn
Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget! Harley Quinn
Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.. Harley Quinn
We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over. Mistah J. Harley Quinn
Let me get you outta here girl. We can team up again. Drive all the boys crazy. Ya know? Like the old days…You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart..
Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?. Harley Quinn
You’re really sick, you know that boss. Harley Quinn
You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals. Harley Quinn
We’re bad guys, it’s what we do. Harley Quinn
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal time to time. Harley Quinn
You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then. Harley Quinn
In case ya ain’t figured it out, today’s the Joker’s big homecoming, and you’re the guest of honor. Harley Quinn
You got it all wrong, baby. I was using them to help you escape. Who else would I break into Arkham for? Nobody, that’s who. It’ll be just like old times. Harley Quinn
I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying? ‘Course you do. Who wouldn’t?. Harley Quinn
No matter how insane you may be, there is always someone to complete the insanity. Harley Quinn
I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress. and I actually paid for it!
I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!
You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be. Harley Quinn
Welcome to Blackgate. We’re just going to do a quick psychiatric evaluation. Bad day, huh? Cops in this city. always beating on the sick and defenseless. Harley Quinn
What, you were just… Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal’s a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal! Harley Quinn
What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J? Harley Quinn
My heart scares you, and a gun doesn’t? Harley Quinn
I’ll show you how dark I can be. Harley Quinn
I’m going to hotwire a car. Need a ride? Harley Quinn
I’m here to report a terrible crime. Which crime is that? This one. (Just before taking out an entire police station) Harley Quinn
I’m known to be quite vexing I’m just forewarning you. Harley Quinn
If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my sh**. Harley Quinn
To me love is about being able to see the light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness. Harley Quinn
You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.. Harley Quinn
Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.. Harley Quinn
Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. Harley Quinn
I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want. Harley Quinn
What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said. Harley Quinn
All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt. Harley Quinn.
That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile. Harley Quinn
I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do got a PhD.
I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day. Harley Quinn
Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won’t hurt you! Harley Quinn
I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. Harley Quinn
You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral. Harley Quinn
I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me. Harley Quinn
My boss likes me to wear a smile to work. Harley Quinn
I’m going to kill you. For everything that you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. Harley Quinn
I’d just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there’d be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!! Thank you, Batman! Harley Quinn
Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself! Harley Quinn
Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom!
You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere! Harley Quinn
Joker and Harley Quotes on Love
Now you feel like you’ve someone by your side-to share the journey with you.
You know it’s love when you can’t get enough of craziness.
Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really. Harley about Joker
No matter how broken you are. There is someone out there who will love you enough to put you back together again.
You think after living with Mistah J I’d be used to a little pain. Harley Quinn
I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it! Harley Quinn
When you miss me, remember, when you had me, I wasn’t enough. Harley Quinn
It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics. Harley Quinn
Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you. Harley Quinn
Find what you love and let it kill you. Harley Quinn
I din’t know a thing about her. I only knew that when she kissed me, I felt alive again and my whole world became something different. It was heaven and hell, brought together in my head. My own secret world. And I would burn there. Joker
Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal. Harley Quinn
Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger and the reason behind your silence.
My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls. Harley Quinn
People love to pretend fantasy and reality are separate, distinct, unrelated. Nothing could be further from the truth. They’re entwined.
Don’t call me Puddin’! Joker to Harley Quinn
Face it, Harl, this stinks! You’re a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown. At wait point did my life go Looney Tunes? How did it happen? Who’s to blame?…
Batman, that’s who. Batman! It’s always been Batman! Ruining my life, spoiling my fun! Coming between me and my Puddin’ from the very beginning… Harley Quinn
He saw darkness in beauty. She saw beauty in darkness.
A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love. Joker
Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.
You’re safe with me I promise and when you get scared just look into my eyes. Hold me a little tighter and smile because I’m not going anywhere without you. Joker
Are you sweet talkin’ me? All’a that chitchat’s gonna getcha hurt…. Joker
I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine. Harley Quinn
We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.
I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right? Harley Quinn
Maybe we feel empty because we leave pieces of us with everything we use to love. Joker
Famous Quotes from Joker
You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it IRONIC? Joker
Life, dear Greg, is a theater of the absurd. Be honest and gentle, and a man goes to a pauper’s grave. Lie and cheat and kill, and the same man could rule the world! Joker
I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you. Joker
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! Joker
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Joker
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever. Joker
We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us. Joker
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. Joker
I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… if I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Joker
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules! Joker
I’m the king of the world! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Joker
If you’re good at something, never do it for free. Joker
I like dynamite, gunpowder, and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!
I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve. Joker
You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. Joker
Conversations Between Joker and Harley
The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker: I need a machine gun.
Dr. Quinzel: A machine gun?
Joker: You know sweets, I like what I’ve heard about you. Especially the name. ‘Harley Quinzel.’ Rework it a bit, and you get Harley Quinn.
Dr. Quinzel: Like the clown character harlequin. I know. I’ve heard it before.
Joker: It’s a name that puts a smile on my face. It makes me feel there’s someone here I can relate to. Someone who might like to hear my secrets…
Joker: Good evening folks, I’m The Joker: living proof that you don’t have to be crazy to host this show, but it helps! Ha ha!
Harley Quinn: It’s Late Night Gotham Live, and here’s the man who puts a smile on your face whether you want it or not, The Joker!
Joker: We’ve got a real treat for you kids. I ran into my first guest last night after making a withdrawal from the bank. You know him as the dark knight, but we prefer to think of him as history. Here he is, the one and only batman… So, how’s Robin?
The Complex and Captivating Relationship Between Joker and Harley Quinn
The relationship between Joker and Harley Quinn is one that defies traditional norms and expectations, marked by its complexity, darkness, and inexplicable allure. Emerging from the pages of DC Comics, this iconic duo has taken on a life of its own, captivating audiences with their twisted love affair and chaotic partnership.
Harley Quinn, originally known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel, was a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum when she first encountered the Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime. In a classic tale of manipulation and psychological warfare, the Joker managed to seduce and ensnare the vulnerable Harleen, ultimately pushing her into madness and transforming her into his devoted accomplice, Harley Quinn.
Their relationship is a toxic blend of obsession, codependency, and sadomasochism. The Joker sees Harley as a useful pawn in his grand schemes, exploiting her unwavering loyalty and fierce devotion to him. In contrast, Harley perceives the Joker as her “puddin’,” and her love for him is both unconditional and blind. Despite the abusive nature of their bond, she believes she can change him and gain his approval, leading her to participate in his heinous crimes without remorse.
Joker, on the other hand, revels in his manipulation of Harley, relishing the control he has over her. He often treats her with contempt, dismissing her feelings and opinions, yet he cannot deny the thrill he derives from her unwavering devotion. Their relationship is a twisted dance of dominance and submission, with both characters alternating between being the aggressor and the submissive, each feeding off the other’s instability.
What makes their connection even more intriguing is the occasional glimpses of genuine emotion that emerge from the Joker’s cold facade. Despite his cruelty, there are instances where he shows a twisted form of affection for Harley, hinting at a complex array of emotions that lie beneath his madness. These moments of tenderness, though rare, are enough to keep Harley tethered to him, trapped in a cycle of hope and disappointment.
Their dynamic has been explored through various mediums, from comics and animated series to live-action films. Each adaptation delves deeper into the psychological complexities of their relationship, offering nuanced portrayals that leave audiences both horrified and fascinated. The on-screen chemistry between the actors playing Joker and Harley brings an unsettling charm to their interactions, adding depth to their characters and elevating the duo’s appeal.
The Joker and Harley Quinn’s relationship remains a thought-provoking exploration of the darker aspects of human emotions. It serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of toxic relationships, highlighting how manipulation and abuse can keep individuals bound together, often at the cost of their own well-being.
In conclusion, the relationship between Joker and Harley Quinn is a captivating study in the intertwining of madness, love, and cruelty. Their twisted bond continues to leave an indelible mark on popular culture, provoking discussions about the complexities of human connection and the allure of the dark side.