135 Attitude Quotes for Ex Boyfriend (Funny)

A collection of empowering and funny Attitude Quotes for Ex Boyfriend that inspire self-confidence and resilience.

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An Ex is like an inflamed appendix. It caused you a lot of pain and after it was removed you found out that you didnt need it anyway. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

An Ex is like an inflamed appendix. It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed, you found out that you didn’t need it anyway.

Definition of Ex Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.Pin

Definition of Ex? Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

I see the advantages to being newly single every day! Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I see the advantages to being newly single every day! Steven Magee

Algebra is my favorite subject because you can replace my X without asking me Y.Pin

Algebra is my favorite subject…because you can replace my X without asking me Y.

I dont miss him I miss who I thought he was. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.

I thought I still loved you but then I realized I just love the memories of who you used to be.Pin

I thought I still loved you but then I realized I just love the memories of who you used to be. Morgan Hanthorn

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to. Kendrick Cole

Do you get whiplash watching me surpass you in every wayPin

Do you get whiplash watching me surpass you in every way?

Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. Marilyn Monroe

When the past calls let it go to voice mail. It has nothing new to say.Pin

When the past calls, let it go to voice mail. It has nothing new to say.

All Im saying is Ive never seen my ex and satan in the same room. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for looking up exes to see how fat they gotPin

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for looking up exes to see how fat they got? Bill Maher

If you cant forget your EXYou will never trust your NEXT. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

If you can’t forget your EX, You will never trust your NEXT.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.Pin

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Cancel my subscription because Im done with your issues. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.

I think its important to realize you can miss something but not want it back.Pin

I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back. Paulo Coelho

I was better than your Ex. Ill be better than your next. And I sure the hell will be better than the rest! Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I was better than your Ex. I’ll be better than your next. And I sure the hell will be better than the rest!

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance but with somebody else.Pin

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. Mae West

All we shared was a mattress and a lie and an address. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

All we shared was a mattress, and a lie, and an address. Billy Talent

Being single means I can laugh at my own jokes without judgment. Thanks ex!Pin

Being single means I can laugh at my own jokes without judgment. Thanks, ex!

Its okay that was the wrong person. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

It’s okay, that was the wrong person.

Crying after a breakup aint no one got time for that.Pin

Crying after a breakup ain’t no one got time for that.

Thank you next. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Thank you, next. Ariana Grande

From the ashes of heartbreak I rise.Pin

From the ashes of heartbreak, I rise.

This queen doesnt need a king. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

This queen doesn’t need a king. Daya

Im glad Im done with you.Pin

I’m glad I’m done with you.

Reclaiming my time my heart and my happiness. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Reclaiming my time, my heart, and my happiness.

You started I finished.Pin

You started, I finished.

Former relationship I am too busy falling in love with myself. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Former relationship? I am too busy falling in love with myself.

Former flame Now just a flicker in the rearview mirror.Pin

Former flame? Now just a flicker in the rearview mirror.

Short Attitude Quotes for Ex Boyfriend

Well I forgive you. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Well, I forgive you.

Endings are only beginnings in disguise.Pin

Endings are only beginnings in disguise.

Enjoying the newfound freedom. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Enjoying the newfound freedom.

I bid farewell to my ex but I discovered myself which is the real triumph.Pin

I bid farewell to my ex, but I discovered myself, which is the real triumph.

Rediscovering the me I had lost in us. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Rediscovering the ‘me’ I had lost in ‘us.’

Embracing my single life sipping my favorite wine.Pin

Embracing my single life, sipping my favorite wine.

Karma will take it from here. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Karma will take it from here.

Frankly my dear I dont give a damn.Pin

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

In the symphony of life she played just one note. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

In the symphony of life, she played just one note.

I chose myself over you. No more regrets.Pin

I chose myself over you. No more regrets.

Better alone than a wrong person. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Better alone than a wrong person.

A new start not a setback.Pin

A new start, not a setback.

I post pictures better without you. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I post pictures better without you.

Im not saying my ex was a joke but my entire life got a lot funnier after he left.Pin

I’m not saying my ex was a joke, but my entire life got a lot funnier after he left.

I still cant see us ever being friends. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I still can’t see us ever being friends.

I am not just turning pages I am crafting a new narrative.Pin

I am not just turning pages; I am crafting a new narrative.

Dont receive calls from your past. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Don’t receive calls from your past.

Ive got thick skin and an elastic heart.Pin

I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart. Sia

Im not with stupid anymore. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I’m not with stupid anymore.

Im glad to leave some things behind.Pin

I’m glad to leave some things behind.

I tried. You didnt. Im done. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I tried. You didn’t. I’m done.

Next time Ill listen to my heartPin

Next time I’ll listen to my heart,

Just think your ex is someone elses problem now. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Just think, your ex is someone else’s problem now.

Farewell past forward I go.Pin

Farewell past; forward, I go.

Craving for me time. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Craving for me time.

Here is to the me I was meant to be all along.Pin

Here is to the ‘me’ I was meant to be all along.

Now youre just somebody that I used to know. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Now you’re just somebody that I used to know. Gotye

Dont regret what once made you smilePin

Don’t regret what once made you smile

No relationship equals No problems. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

No relationship = No problems.

I post recognition for I can see things clearly now!Pin

I post recognition, for I can see things clearly now!

You made me realize that I deserve better. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

You made me realize that I deserve better.

From we to me and I am loving every moment.Pin

From ‘we’ to ‘me,’ and I am loving every moment.

Killer Attitude Quotes for Ex Boyfriend

Not a broken heart it is an open heart yearning for its true match. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Not a broken heart; it is an open heart yearning for its true match.

You cant see your next if youre too busy looking at your Ex.Pin

You can’t see your next if you’re too busy looking at your Ex. 

Being friends with your ex shows you two are mature enough to get over the fact that you werent meant to be together. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Being friends with your ex shows you two are mature enough to get over the fact that you werent meant to be together.

The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriends ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.Pin

The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriend’s ordinary accomplishments seem impressive.

A lifechanging moment for me was the realization that sometimes the healthiest relationship you can have with someone (or something) is none at all. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

A lifechanging moment for me was the realization that sometimes the healthiest relationship you can have with someone (or something) is none at all.

Letting go of the past embracing the present and building a fantastic future.Pin

Letting go of the past, embracing the present, and building a fantastic future.

He loved me. He loved me but he doesnt love me anymore and its not the end of the world. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

He loved me. He loved me, but he doesn’t love me anymore, and it’s not the end of the world. Jennifer Weiner

I used to know you the best and now I dont even remember your name.Pin

I used to know you the best and now I don’t even remember your name. Mya Waechtler

Dear Ex when you see me I want you to recognize what you hadregret what youve lostand realize what youre never getting back. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Dear Ex…when you see me, I want you to recognize what you had,regret what you’ve lost,and realize what you’re never getting back.

I caredyou didntI criedyou laughed. I was hurtyou smiled. I moved on you realized. Too late.Pin

I cared,you didn’t,I cried,you laughed. I was hurt,you smiled. I moved on, you realized. Too late.

Dear ex my laughter is louder now that I dont have to fake it for you. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Dear ex, someday I will catch myself smiling because my life is better without you.

Choosing me and my happiness has been the best decision yet.Pin

Choosing me and my happiness has been the best decision yet.

Dear EX I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so youre able to see how happy I am without you. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Dear EX…I won’t block you, or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.

The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did.Pin

The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did. Sonya Parker

I love meeting my Exs new boyfriend and thinking Yep I am definitely cooler than this dude. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I love meeting my Ex’s new boyfriend and thinking, ‘Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.

Elated to post vacation pics after a long time feeling life the way I should.Pin

Elated to post vacation pics after a long time, feeling life the way I should.

Yes Im smiling but youre not the reason anymore. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Yes, I’m smiling but you’re not the reason anymore.

Don’t allow someone not worth it to have the power to occupy your thoughts. If they don’t find you worth the effort or the time, why should you waste yoursPin

Don’t allow someone not worth it to have the power to occupy your thoughts. If they don’t find you worth the effort or the time, why should you waste yours? Donna Lynn Hope

Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hatehis mom will love and that he will never forget. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate,his mom will love, and that he will never forget.

When looking back doesnt interest you anymore youre doing something right.Pin

When looking back doesn’t interest you anymore, you’re doing something right.

I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.

Dear EXjust because Im nice to you doesnt mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.Pin

Dear EX,just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.

Dont come back when you realize that Im rare. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare. Genereux Philip

Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.Pin

Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bulls*** as well as I did.

Dear EX I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so youre able to see how happy I am without you. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

Dear Ex, just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I want you back.

I wish you good luck in finding someone who can put up with you.Pin

I wish you good luck in finding someone who can put up with you.

I used to be fucking stupid. But then I dumped him. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I used to be f***ing stupid. But then I dumped him.

I chose happiness over you and Im happy with my decision.Pin

I chose happiness over you, and I’m happy with my decision.

I dont care what you think about me. I dont think about you at all. Attitude Quotes for Ex BoyfriendPin

I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all. Coco Chanel

Im giving you up Ive forgiven it all You set me free oh.Pin

I’m giving you up / I’ve forgiven it all / You set me free, oh. Adele Adkins

Attitude Quotes for Ex Boyfriend Funny

My ex may have left but the laughter they brought into my life stayed. Its a win win!Pin

My ex may have left, but the laughter they brought into my life stayed. It’s a win-win!

A girl doesnt need anyone who doesnt need her.Pin

A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her. Marilyn Monroe

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents tought us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.Pin

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents tought us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

My Ex texted me I MISS YOU So I replied Were sorry the subscriber you are trying to reach doesnt give a fuck.Pin

My Ex texted me: I MISS YOU… So I replied: We’re sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn’t give a f*ck.

If youre happy and you know it thank you ex!Pin

If you’re happy and you know it, thank you ex!

My ex sends me a pic of the two of us I miss you. Me Who's thisPin

My ex: *sends me a pic of the two of us* ‘I miss you.’ Me: ‘Who’s this?’

Things You Shouldnt Say on a Date My ex may he rot in hell foreverPin

Things You Shouldn’t Say on a Date: My ex, may he rot in hell forever… Gena Showalter

Im in training to be the hottest ex girlfriend youve ever had.Pin

I’m in training to be the hottest ex girlfriend you’ve ever had.

You look 100% percent better when I cant see you.Pin

You look 100% percent better when I can’t see you.

Everyone has that one ex that they dont claim.Pin

Everyone has that one ex that they don’t claim. Nitya Prakash

Breakups hurt. But losing someone who doesnt respect and appreciate you is actually a gain not a loss.Pin

Breakups hurt. But losing someone who doesn’t respect and appreciate you is actually a gain, not a loss.

What’s a queen without her king Well, historically speaking, more powerful.Pin

What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.Pin

Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.

Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.Pin

Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.

Call it a curse or just call me blessed if you cant handle my worst you aint getting my best.Pin

Call it a curse, or just call me blessed, if you can’t handle my worst, you ain’t getting my best. Nicki Minaj

Laughter is my favorite revenge. Sorry ex you just became my punchline.Pin

Laughter is my favorite revenge. Sorry, ex, you just became my punchline.

Just because trash can be recycled doesnt mean your Ex deserves another chance.Pin

Just because trash can be recycled doesn’t mean your Ex deserves another chance.

I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well at least compared to my ex.Pin

I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex. Jarod Kintz

It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.Pin

It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.

I couldnt help but noticing that Im much better looking than all of your ex girlfriends.Pin

I couldn’t help but noticing that I’m much better looking than all of your ex girlfriends.

Me, jealous of you Bless your delusional heart.Pin

Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.

Today my professor told me every cell in our entire body is destroyed and replaced every seven years. How comforting it is to know one day I will have a body you will never have touched.Pin

Today my professor told me every cell in our entire body is destroyed and replaced every seven years. How comforting it is to know one day I will have a body you will never have touched.

I would tell you to go fucked yourself but Im pretty sure youd be disappointed.Pin

I would tell you to go f*** yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.

I collect exboyfriends and more than five at last count.Pin

I collect exboyfriends and more than five, at last count. Jasper Fforde

What I like best about our relationship is youre no longer in it.Pin

What I like best about our relationship is you’re no longer in it.

Walked right by an ex today. Not on purpose I just didnt recognize him with his mouth closed.Pin

Walked right by an ex today. Not on purpose, I just didn’t recognize him with his mouth closed.

I miss my exboyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor. He remembers it fondly but he would never want to go back there.Pin

I miss my exboyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor. He remembers it fondly but he would never want to go back there.

When your ex says Youll never find anyone like me. Say thats the point.Pin

When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’. Drake

Dear ex my laughter is louder now that I dont have to fake it for you.Pin

Dear ex, my laughter is louder now that I don’t have to fake it for you.

Making mistakes is my habit and you were of them.Pin

Making mistakes is my habit and you were of them.

My mascara is too expensive to cry over boys like you.Pin

My mascara is too expensive to cry over boys like you.

I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like Y the hell did I date youPin

I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like Y the hell did I date you?

Youre not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.Pin

You’re not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.Pin

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

If your ex texts you saying I miss you that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.Pin

If your ex texts you saying I miss you’ that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.

An EX is called an ex because its an EXample of what you shouldnt have again in the future.Pin

An EX is called an ex because it’s an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.

Dont cry because its over smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.Pin

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

I wanna slap you but I dont know which face.Pin

I wanna slap you, but I don’t know which face.

When your ex asks you to remain friends after you break up its like a kidnapper asking you to keep in touch after he releases you.Pin

When your ex asks you to remain friends after you break up, it’s like a kidnapper asking you to keep in touch after he releases you. Nitya Prakash

Exes be like remember when we used to… Nope. I remember when you fud up though. Remember thatPin

Exes be like remember when we used to…? Nope. I remember when you fu**d up though. Remember that?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.Pin

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You just kinda wasted my precious time.Pin

You just kinda wasted my precious time. Bob Dylan.

I thought you took my breath away but I was just suffocated with your BS.Pin

I thought you took my breath away, but I was just suffocated with your BS.

Finding Humor and Healing: The Power of Attitude Quotes After a Breakup

In the aftermath of a breakup, emotions can be tumultuous, ranging from heartache to anger. However, finding humor in the situation can be a transformative and healing experience. The collection of Attitude Quotes for Ex Boyfriend serves as more than just words on a page; it’s a guide to navigating the post-breakup journey with a touch of laughter.

As you scroll through these quotes, it becomes evident that they are not just about venting frustration or dwelling on the past. Instead, they are a source of light-heartedness, reminding you that moving on can be a journey filled with joy and self-discovery. The essence of these quotes lies in using humor as a coping mechanism, allowing you to release pent-up emotions and approach the healing process with a positive mindset.

Clicking through the sections, you’ll find quotes that not only reflect the resilience of the human spirit but also emphasize the importance of letting go. Humor becomes a powerful tool to detach from the pain of the past and embrace the possibilities of the future. It’s a reminder that holding onto negativity and dwelling on harmful thoughts or actions directed at an ex only prolongs the healing process.

“Click a link to jump to your section of interest!” and explore how each quote contributes to the overarching theme of moving forward with humor. The quicker you can shift your focus from the past, the better off you’ll be. Dwelling on negative emotions for an extended period only hinders personal growth and happiness.

These quotes encourage you to rise above the challenges of a breakup and find the strength to let go. Humor becomes a beacon of light, guiding you towards a future where happiness and self-love take center stage. Instead of succumbing to the urge to prolong negativity, embrace the healing power of laughter and resilience.

The Attitude Quotes for Ex Boyfriend are not just a collection of words; they are a testament to the strength within you. Let humor be your companion on this journey, and remember, the sooner you can move on and forget your ex, the brighter the future that awaits you. It’s time to close this chapter with a smile and welcome the next one with open arms.

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