247 Insanely Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes

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Top Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. Funny Thursday Inspirational QuotesPin

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. George Will
Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent. Steve Martin
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh. Maya Angelou
Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore. Albert Einstein
I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. Reba McEntire
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. Katherine Gaskin
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers
Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path. Ellen DeGeneres
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost
I always say morning instead of good morning. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.
I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. Leslie Nielsen
Happy Thursday! Just think, only one more sleep until Friday … unless you’re an insomniac, then it’s like 50 more sleeps.
You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage work ethic. Zig Ziglar
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. Will Ferrell Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes. Ralph Waldo Emerson
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. Groucho Marx
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. Bill Murray
Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would. Neil Gaiman
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. Dave Barry
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edward Bergen
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning. Marlo Thomas
When life puts you it tough situation don’t say ‘why me’ just say ‘try me’.
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost
The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana. Betty White

Laugh Your Way into Thursday with These Inspiring Quotes

Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat. Harry Emerson Fosdick
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates
If TGIF is Thank God It’s Friday, then today must be SHIT: Sure Happy It’s Thursday.
I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? ‘Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’ Chris Rock
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. Benjamin Franklin
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. Dorothy Parker
How many things in your life do you do without realizing that they are a waste of time? Use Thursday to take the time to eliminate time-wasters. Byron Pulsifer
Be happy, it drives people crazy. Paulo Coelho
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory. Paul Fix
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me. Ain Eineziz
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people. George Bernard Shaw
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde
Always remember that you are unique  –  just like everybody else.
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar
It’s Friday! Sorry… just practicing for tomorrow!
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Some people call it Thursday, I like to call it Friday Eve.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision. Helen Keller
If someone says you’re weird, say thank you. Ellen DeGeneres Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. James Branch Cabell
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before. Maya Angelou
The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. Ann Landers
I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms. Michael Scott
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. Lily Tomlin
Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine. Lord Byron
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Michael Scott
Be happy. It really annoys negative people. Ricky Gervais
Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion. Tina Fey
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. Robin Williams
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time. Joe Girard

Thursday Vibes: Hilarious Quotes to Share

Thursday: Where laughter and motivation collide!
Thursday: the day when my brain becomes a combination of Excel spreadsheets and Pinterest boards filled with weekend plans.
Thursday: It’s like a pre-weekend warm-up!
Thursday is the day when you start questioning the concept of time and wonder why weekends can’t be seven days long.
I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for. April Winchell
Thursday: the day when my coworkers and I become a support group, bonded by our mutual longing for the weekend.
Thursday: the day when your brain thinks it’s Friday, but your alarm clock begs to differ.
Why wait for Friday to have fun? Start today – it’s Thursday!
Thursday: the day when you ask yourself, ‘Is it too early to start counting down to the weekend?’
On Thursdays, I channel my inner Zen master to find peace amidst the chaos of impending deadlines and the lure of weekend bliss.
Thursday is the day when you can smell the weekend but can’t quite taste it.
Thursday: the day when you realize that the weekend was closer in your rearview mirror than it is in your windshield.
Thursday is the day when I pretend to have my life together, even though my coffee is holding me upright.
Thursday is the day when I try to tackle my to-do list with enthusiasm, but my motivation takes frequent coffee breaks.
On Thursdays, we wear our ‘almost Friday’ smiles and power through the day like the champions we are.
Thursday is the day when I wonder if my enthusiasm for the weekend counts as a valid work skill on my resume.
Thursday is the day when my coffee mug becomes my spirit animal, whispering, ‘You’re doing amazing, sweetie.’
People who think Thursday is the new Friday have serious problems.
Thursdays are for laughing at our mistakes, learning from them, and moving forward like the rockstars we are.
Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long. Nicci French Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes
Thursday is like a playground slide. You climb up the week, only to zoom down towards Friday’s freedom.
Coffee in hand, smile on face, ready to conquer Thursday!
Thursday: the day when you can’t decide if you need more coffee or a time machine.
Thursday is the day when you start suspecting that the week has a personal vendetta against you.
Thursday is the day when you can hear the collective sighs of the working world echoing through the office.
Make Thursday the day your dreams start becoming a reality.
On Thursdays, I wear my superhero cape underneath my work clothes—it’s called ‘Hopeful for the Weekend’ attire.
Hang on tight! It’s almost Friday!
On Thursdays, I take multitasking to a whole new level—I simultaneously work and daydream about the weekend.
Thursday is when my productivity decides to take a detour and explore the scenic route of daydreams and YouTube videos.
Don’t count the days; make the days count – especially Thursdays!
Thursday is when I practice the delicate art of pretending to be productive while secretly counting down the hours until Friday.
Thursday is the day when I do my best work, but my mind is already planning a grand escape to the weekend.

Thursday Laughter Therapy: Quotes to Lift Your Spirits

Thursday is the day when you wonder if it’s possible to hibernate until Friday.
On Thursdays, we wear optimism and a smile!
Thursday is like a mini-Friday, but without the same amount of enthusiasm.
Thursday is my favorite day to plan how I’m going to get out of the plans I already made for the weekend.
Thursday: the day when you realize that ‘almost there’ is just another way of saying ‘still a long way to go.’
Thursday is how Friday says, Hang on, you are almost there.
Thursday: the day when productivity takes a backseat and daydreaming becomes the main mode of operation.
On Thursdays, we remind ourselves that we’re capable of achieving greatness, as long as we have enough coffee.
Today is Thursday, which means I will be working really hard today on everything that needs to get done before the end of the week. And by that, I really mean that I’ll be on my computer looking up fun things to do this weekend!
Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s Thursday.
Thursday is the day when you can’t decide if it’s too late to start something new or too early to give up.
Thursday is the perfect day to give yourself a pep talk, take a deep breath, and conquer the day like a boss.
Thursday is the day when the struggle to stay focused is real, but so is the temptation to plan weekend adventures.
Dear Thursday: Are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday. Nothing personal, it’s just been a long week.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. Happy Thursday!
Thursday: the day when you discover that the phrase ‘time flies’ doesn’t apply to this particular day of the week.
Thursday is the day when my coworkers and I exchange knowing glances, silently acknowledging that the weekend is our true muse.
Thursday: the day when my mind oscillates between ‘You’ve got this!’ and ‘Just a few more hours until freedom.’
If Thursday had a motto at work, it would be ‘Work hard, procrastinate harder.’
You’re almost through the week – keep pushing, it’s Thursday! 
Thursday: the day when the coffee machine becomes the most popular colleague in the office.
Thursday: the day when coffee becomes the official fuel of the workplace, powering us through the final stretch.
Thursday is the day to turn ‘can’t’ into ‘can’ and dreams into plans.
On Thursdays, we don’t have to be perfect. We just have to be better than we were yesterday.
Thursday is the day when we start to feel like we’re winning at life, even if it’s just for a moment.
On Thursdays, I’m a master of multitasking—I work hard, daydream harder, and perfect my ‘I’m listening’ nod. Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes
Thursday is the day when I embrace the power of positive thinking, convincing myself that the weekend is just around the corner, even if it’s not.
Thursday is the day when you start mentally calculating how many hours until happy hour.
Thursdays are for channeling your inner superhero and tackling your to-do list like a boss.
On Thursdays, we take a break from taking ourselves too seriously and embrace the silly side of life.
Thursday is the day when my email inbox feels like a never-ending marathon, and I’m the runner questioning my life choices.
Thursday is the day that makes the weekend seem so close yet so far.
Thursdays are for embracing the chaos of the week and turning it into something beautiful.
Thursday is the day when you’re torn between being productive and mentally drafting your weekend to-do list.
If you can stand on tiptoes, you can see Friday. There’s light at the end of the weekend tunnel!

Inspirational Quotes for Your Thursday

Thursday is the day to count our blessings and appreciate the abundant opportunities that surround us.
On this Thursday, let your determination be stronger than your excuses and your dedication louder than your doubts.
Today is Happy Thoughts Thursday. Think happy thoughts, because you have made it through almost the whole week and tomorrow is Friday. You’re almost there!
On this Thursday, channel your inner champion. Embrace the grind, persevere through the struggles, and emerge victorious.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. Rita Mae Brown
Today’s accomplishments were yesterday’s impossibilities. Robert H. Schuller
It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
On this Thursday, refuse to be ordinary. Dare to be extraordinary and watch the world transform around you.
Happy Thursday! May your day be filled with positive vibes, a can-do attitude, and a dash of perseverance. Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes
Never give up. Trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, you can never go wrong. Have a nice Thursday!
Thursday: the day to embrace the power of possibility. Believe in yourself and watch miracles unfold.
Happy Thursday. A brand new day. A clean slate. The possibilities are endless. 
Thursday is the day to embrace the power of positivity and fill the air with gratitude for the week’s achievements.
On this Thursday, remember that greatness lies not in perfection but in the relentless pursuit of excellence.
Every day brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance. Oprah Winfrey
On this Thursday, let your actions speak louder than your words, and your determination overpower any doubt.
Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit. Conrad Hilton
Hit the reset button. Whatever happened yesterday, forget about it. Get a new perspective. Today is a new day. Start fresh, begin now. Germany Kent
Thursday is a canvas for your determination. Paint it with bold strokes of resilience, perseverance, and unwavering focus.
On this Thursday, let your dreams be bigger than your doubts and your actions louder than your excuses.
Thursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday but they’re not.
Thursday is a reminder that every new day brings fresh chances to grow, learn, and make a positive impact.
Thursday is a reminder that success is not a destination; it’s a journey fueled by relentless effort and unwavering belief.
Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. Omar Khayyam
On this Thursday, unleash your potential, seize opportunities, and refuse to settle for anything less than your best.
On this Thursday, let’s leave negativity at the door and enter each moment with a heart full of optimism and gratitude.
The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are. Goldie Hawn Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes
Thursday is the day to turn setbacks into stepping stones and obstacles into opportunities. Keep moving forward.
With everything that has happened to you this week, you can either feel sorry for yourself, or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything. Wayne Dyer
Set a goal that makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning. Good morning! I hope your morning is as bright and gorgeous as your smile.
Happy Thursday! Remember, even the smallest positive action can create a ripple effect of goodness.
Good Morning! Have a wonderful Thursday. Here’s a great big Hug from me to you!
On this Thursday, remember that every step forward, no matter how small, brings you closer to your goals and dreams.
Happy Thursday! May your day be filled with the realization that positive thoughts can create extraordinary outcomes.
Simplicity makes me happy. Alicia Keys
On this Thursday, let your determination be stronger than your doubts and your actions louder than your fears.
On this Thursday take nothing for granted. Look around and show gratitude for your work, your family, and your friends. Theodore W. Higginsworth
Happy Thursday! May your day be filled with positive energy, boundless enthusiasm, and a renewed sense of purpose.
Happy Thursday! Today, let’s cultivate a mindset of gratitude and let it pave the way for a brighter future.
The moment is everything. Don’t think about tomorrow; don’t think about yesterday: think about exactly what you’re doing right now and live it and dance it and breath it and be it. Wendy Whelan
On this Thursday, believe in yourself, for you possess the power to turn possibilities into realities.
Thursdays bring a focus to our week to complete all that needs to be done. Byron Pulsifer Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes
Thursday: the day to take risks, push boundaries, and embrace the unknown. Dare to be extraordinary.
Good morning I hope your day is as amazing as you are! Have a good Thursday you deserve it!
Happy Thursday. A brand new day. A clean slate. The possibilities are endless.
Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is always now. Roy T. Bennett
The mere sense of living is joy enough. Emily Dickinson
Better days are just around the corner. They are called Friday, Saturday, and Sunday!
Make the most of this day! Laugh, love, read, live, learn, play, dream and just be happy! Live every moment! Happy Thursday!
Thursday is a canvas waiting for your positive brushstrokes. Paint a masterpiece of joy, kindness, and success.
Thursday is the canvas on which you can paint your dreams. Fill it with vibrant colors and bold brushstrokes.
On this Thursday, remember that challenges are not roadblocks but invitations to grow, learn, and become stronger.
On this Thursday, let your resilience shine through. With every setback, you grow stronger and closer to success.
On this Thursday, let your commitment be unshakable, your work ethic unwavering, and your success unstoppable.
Thursday is the day to turn dreams into goals, goals into plans, and plans into action. Success starts now.
One small positive thought on a Thursday morning can change your whole day.
On this Thursday, let’s replace I can’t with I will and watch the world unfold in new and exciting ways.
I’d far rather be happy than right any day. Douglas Adams

Get Inspired with These Thursday Quotes

If you are thankful and grateful every morning as you woke up, happiness would come out within you.
Thursday is a reminder that you have the power to shape your destiny. Take charge, take action, and make it count.
On this Thursday, let’s choose to focus on progress rather than perfection and celebrate every step forward.
On this Thursday, let your enthusiasm be contagious, your work ethic be unstoppable, and your success be inevitable.