200 Best Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes (Wisdom)

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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing but it hurts. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. Frank Drebin

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.Pin

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Oscar Wilde Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

Change is not a four letter word but often your reaction to it is! Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is! Jeffrey Gitomer

A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why sometimes in life its the only weapon we have.Pin

A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Im going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose. S. I. Hayakawa

Establishing goals is all right if you dont let them deprive you of interesting detours.Pin

Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours. Doug Larsen

Dont let schooling interfere with your education. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Don’t let schooling interfere with your education. Mark Twain

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.Pin

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde

A true friend is someone that thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

A true friend is someone that thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer

A fanatic is one who cant change his mind and wont change the subject.Pin

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. Winston Churchill

When Im sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Barney Stinson

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.Pin

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Charles Gordy

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.Pin

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. John Wooden

You only live once but if you do it right once is enough. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.Pin

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. Ann Bradford

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles but most of them never happened. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.Pin

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell

If you want something said ask a man. If you want something done ask a woman.Pin

If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.Pin

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it. Katharine Whitehorn

Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion. Tina Fey Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.Pin

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. John Green

All men are equal before fish. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

All men are equal before fish. Herbert Hoover

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.Pin

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. Wendell Johnson

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished If youre alive it isnt. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished If you’re alive it isn’t. Richard Bach

The lord gave us two ends One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.Pin

The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. Ann Landers

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done. Peter Drucker

If you think your boss is stupid remember you wouldnt have a job if he was any smarter.Pin

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. John Gotti

Ill go anywhere as long as its forward. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s forward. David Livingstone

Make everything as simple as possible but not simpler.Pin

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. Albert Einstein

Happen to things dont let things happen to you. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Happen to things, don’t let things happen to you. Stephen Covey

Delegating work works provided the one delegating works too.Pin

Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too. Robert Half

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there I go to work. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben

Live each day like its your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.Pin

Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. Jason Love

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill

When you come to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.Pin

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Franklin Roosevelt Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves some turn up their noses some dont turn up at all. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, some don’t turn up at all. Sam Ewing

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.Pin

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. Edward Victor Appleton

The older you get the better you get. Unless youre a banana. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana. Betty White

If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy you are on the way to the scrapheap.Pin

If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrapheap. Glen Buck

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. Langston Coleman

Dont do what you want. Do what you dont want. Do what youre trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most.Pin

Don’t do what you want. Do what you don’t want. Do what you’re trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most. Chuck Palahniuk

See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly. George Harris

Think like a proton. Always positive.Pin

Think like a proton. Always positive.

You cant wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Jack London

Any fool can criticize condemn and complain and most fools do.Pin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do. Benjamin Franklin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win youre still a rat. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

The trouble with the ratrace is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat. Lily Tomlin

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.Pin

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom. Terry Pratchett

It does not matter whether you win or lose what matters is whether I win or lose! Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose! Steven Weinberg

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We need to remember whats important in life friends waffles work. Or waffles friends work. Doesnt matter but work is third.Pin

We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third. Leslie Knope

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Willy Wonka

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind.Pin

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. Bernard Baruch

Humor is the most powerful thing that uses laughter as its base to chase your blues away. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. Kareena Kapoor

Bad decisions make good stories.Pin

Bad decisions make good stories. Ellis Vidler

Be happy it drives people crazy. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Be happy, it drives people crazy. Paulo Coelho

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.Pin

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry Kissinger

Hustle until your haters ask if youre hiring. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring. Steve Maraboli

It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.Pin

It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them. Rose MacAulay

If youre going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it you might as well laugh about it now. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. Marie Osmond

You cant be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.Pin

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute. Tina Fey

You can’t shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond! Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

You can’t shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond! Eric Thomas Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

A failure is like fertilizer it stinks to be sure but it makes things grow faster in the future.Pin

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. Denis Waitley

Haters are just confused admirers because they cant figure out the reason why everyone loves you. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you. Jeffree Star

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.Pin

I cannot afford to waste my time making money. Louis Agassiz

Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless youre donating blood. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. Bill Murray

Taking an interest in what others are thinking and doing is often a much more powerful form of encouragement than praise.Pin

Taking an interest in what others are thinking and doing is often a much more powerful form of encouragement than praise. Robert Martin

Some people die at twenty five and arent buried until they are seventy five. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Some people die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five. Benjamin Franklin

Do not listen to those who weep and complain for their disease is contagious.Pin

Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. Og Mandino

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.Pin

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. Karan Patel

A man doesnt know what he knows until he knows what he doesnt know.Pin

A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know. Laurence J. Peter

A woman is like a tea bag you cant tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

A woman is like a tea bag you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt

If you are not yelling at your kids you are not spending enough time with them.Pin

If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them. Reese Witherspoon

Have no fear of perfection. Youll never reach it. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it. Salvador Dali

When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to whatPin

When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what? Sydney Harris

If I had to live my life again Id make the same mistakes only sooner. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. Tallulah Bankhead

If you let your head get too big itll break your neck.Pin

If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. Elvis Presley

I have not failed. Ive just found 10000 ways that wont work. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. Thomas A. Edison

I know worrying works because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.Pin

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Will Rogers

If youre going through hell keep going. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

If you’re going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill

You want to get out of the hole First you’re going to have to put down the shovel.Pin

You want to get out of the hole? First you’re going to have to put down the shovel. Incredibles

We dont stop playing because we grow old we grow old because we stop playing. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isnt the work hes supposed to be doing at that moment.Pin

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment. Robert Benchley

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on I go in the other room and read a book. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx

True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.Pin

True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway. Edna Buchanan

Leaders who dont listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say. Andy Stanley

If you are the smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room.Pin

If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room. Confucius

If you do not know where you are going every road will get you nowhere. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere. Henry A. Kissinger

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.Pin

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard

Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. Bernard Sahlins

Do one thing every day that scares you.Pin

Do one thing every day that scares you. Eleanor Roosevelt

True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells get your ears checked. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal

When you are asked if you can do a job tell em Certainly I can! Then get busy and find out how to do it.Pin

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it. Theodore Roosevelt Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

When everyone thinks alike no one thinks very much. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. Walter Lippmann

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.Pin

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles Schulz

Dont worry about the world coming to an end today. Its already tomorrow in Australia.Pin

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz

We never really grow up we only learn how to act in public. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Bryan White

Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes (About Life)

When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.Pin

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream. Malcolm Muggeridge

To succeed in life you need three things a wishbone a backbone and a funny bone.Pin

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire

Life moves pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once in a while you could miss it. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller

Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.Pin

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain

Ive learned that even when I have pains I dont have to be one. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. Maya Angelou

A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place.Pin

A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place. Michael Douglas

Life is what happens to you while youre busy making other plans. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. John Lennon

We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.Pin

We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits. William Somerset Maugham

I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesnt get you anywhere. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere. Van Wilder

A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.Pin

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. William James

A verbal contract isnt worth the paper its written on. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on. Samuel Goldwyn

Worrying is like paying a debt you dont owe.Pin

Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe. Mark Twain

We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. Will Rogers

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.Pin

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. Harry S Truman

As a man in a relationship you have a simple choice. You can either be right or you can be happy. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. You can either be right, or you can be happy. Ralphie May Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.Pin

Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. Sam Walton

Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Andy Rooney

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure.Pin

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. Jessica Simpson

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Pin

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.

Theres power in looking silly and not caring that you do.Pin

There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do. Amy Poehler

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. Voltaire

Good things come to those who initiate.Pin

Good things come to those who initiate. Susan RoAne

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain

You can't have everything. Where would you put itPin

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright

If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone elses wed grab ours back. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back. Regina Brett

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understandPin

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand? Captain Jack Sparrow

Consider the postage stamp its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing til it gets there. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there. Josh Billings

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.Pin

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. Blanche Devereaux

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

A man who correctly guesses a womans age may be smart but hes not very bright.Pin

A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright. Lucille Ball

Most of us dont need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. Funny Clean Inspirational QuotesPin

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. Robert Brault

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.Pin

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not. Vaclav Havel

If you hang out with chickens youre going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles youre going to fly.Pin

If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly. Steve Maraboli

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad.Pin

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. Arnold H. Glasgow

People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me I just drink whatevers in the glass.Pin

People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass. Sophia Petrillo

Coincidence is Gods way of remaining anonymous.Pin

Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous. Albert Einstein

Always laugh when you can it is cheap medicine.Pin

Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine. Lord Byron

Youre at your best when you dont know what youre doing.Pin

You’re at your best when you don’t know what you’re doing. Paul Stanley

The elevator to success is out of order. Youll have to use the stairs one step at a time.Pin

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. Joe Girard

If you tell the truth you dont have to remember anything.Pin

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. Mark Twain

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.Pin

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best that is inspiration.Pin

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best that is inspiration. Robert Bresson

All the worlds a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.Pin

All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. Sean O’Casey

Build on what makes you different from your competition. . . You need to be the red tree in the forest.Pin

Build on what makes you different from your competition. . . You need to be the red tree in the forest. Nick Maley

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.Pin

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Mark Twain Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen.Pin

Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen. Catherine Pulsifer

You cant have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.Pin

You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic. Zig Ziglar

Motivational Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

The great thing about getting older is that you dont lose all the other ages youve been.Pin

The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. Madeleine L’Engle

By all means lets be open minded but not so open minded that our brains drop out.Pin

By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. Richard Dawkins

A day without laughter is a day wasted.Pin

A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin

If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.Pin

If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough. Phyllis Diller

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because theyre looking for ideas.Pin

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. Paula Poundstone

Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.Pin

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Dale Carnegie

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.Pin

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.Pin

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. Ellen DeGeneres

The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when youre finished.Pin

The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished. Groucho Marx

When you battle with your conscience and lose you win.Pin

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. Henny Youngman

If you hit the target every time its too near or too big.Pin

If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big. Tom Hirshfield

A man is not paid for having a head and hands but for using them.Pin

A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them. Elbert Hubbard

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think Im not going to make it but you laugh inside remembering all the times youve felt that way.Pin

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way. Charles Bukowski

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.Pin

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. Rita Rudner

Aspire to inspire before we expire.Pin

Aspire to inspire before we expire. Eugene Bell Jr

Try to be like the turtle at ease in your own shell.Pin

Try to be like the turtle at ease in your own shell. Bill Copeland Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

Anybody who tells you money cant buy happiness never had any.Pin

Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any. Samuel L. Jackson

I was born to make mistakes not to fake perfection.Pin

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. Drake

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.Pin

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde

There is do or do not. There is no try.Pin

There is do or do not. There is no try. Yoda

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.Pin

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. Winston Churchill

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.Pin

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. Solomon Schechter

A fool thinks himself to be wise but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.Pin

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. William Shakespeare

If you reach for a star you might not get one. But you wont come up with a hand full of mud either.Pin

If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either. Leo Burnett

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.Pin

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. Truman Capote

People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.Pin

People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do. Elbert Hubbard

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.Pin

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. Zig Ziglar

Age is something that doesnt matter unless you are a cheese.Pin

Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese. Luis Buñuel

When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.Pin

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life. Andy Dwyer

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.Pin

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. Justin Sewell

A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it is not open.Pin

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open. Frank Zappa

People often say that motivation doesnt last. Well neither does bathing thats why we recommend it daily.Pin

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I couldnt give it up because by then I was too famous.Pin

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. Robert Benchley

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.Pin

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. Oscar Wilde

The reward for good work is more work.Pin

The reward for good work is more work. Francesca Elisia

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.Pin

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

Bending beats breaking.Pin

Bending beats breaking. Betty Greene

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.Pin

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. Will Rogers Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

Its okay to look at the past and the future. Just dont stare.Pin

It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare. Lisa LiebermanWang

When youre out of willpower you call on stubbornness thats the trick.Pin

When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick. Henri Matisse

Heres some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age Live every week like its Shark Week.Pin

Here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week. Tracy Jordan

Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.Pin

Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat. Harry Emerson Fosdick

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.Pin

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. William Thackeray

A laugh is a smile that bursts.Pin

A laugh is a smile that bursts. Mary H. Waldrip

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.Pin

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein

A day without sunshine is like you know night.Pin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi never be attracted by a bargain.Pin

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. Graham Norton

The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.Pin

The dumbest people I know are those who know it all. Malcolm Forbes

Life is like a cobweb not an organization chart.Pin

Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart. Ross Perot

Everything I have I owe to this job... this stupid wonderful boring amazing job.Pin

Everything I have I owe to this job… this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job. Jim Halpert Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes

A good time for laughing is when you can.Pin

A good time for laughing is when you can. Jessamyn West

Everyday Laughter: A Guide to Creating Your Daily Humor Reminder

In the hustle and bustle of daily life, it’s easy to get caught up in the whirlwind of responsibilities and challenges. Amidst the chaos, however, lies a powerful tool that can transform your routine—laughter. Imagine infusing each day with a dose of humor, a simple yet effective strategy to elevate your mood and outlook. In this guide, we will explore the art of creating a daily reminder system for a consistent infusion of joy.

The Power of Daily Humor
Laughter is not merely a fleeting emotion; it’s a wellness booster with profound effects on both mental and physical health. From reducing stress hormones to enhancing immune function, the benefits of laughter are well-documented. By incorporating humor into your daily life, you can create a positive ripple effect that extends beyond the moment.

Choose Your Reminder Medium
The first step in establishing a routine of joy is choosing the medium for your daily humor reminder. Whether you prefer a digital notification on your phone or a tangible cue in your environment, the choice is yours. For tech-savvy individuals, setting a daily reminder on your smartphone can be a simple yet effective way to prompt a moment of laughter. Alternatively, opt for a physical cue—a funny post-it note on your mirror or a whimsical item on your desk can serve as a lighthearted prompt.

Curate Your Humor Arsenal
To ensure your daily reminders bring genuine joy, curate a collection of clean and funny quotes, memes, or jokes. Consider creating a dedicated folder on your phone or a physical scrapbook filled with humor that resonates with you. Having a personalized humor arsenal allows you to tailor your daily dose to suit your taste, making the experience even more enjoyable.

Set Consistent Timing
Consistency is key when establishing any routine. Choose a specific time for your daily humor reminder—a moment when you can pause, unwind, and embrace the laughter. Whether it’s during your morning coffee break or right before bedtime, find a time that seamlessly integrates with your schedule.

Share the Laughter
Invite friends, family, or colleagues to join in on the laughter. Share your favorite quotes or jokes with them, fostering a communal experience of joy. Creating a shared laughter routine can strengthen connections and create a positive atmosphere in various aspects of your life.

To Sum it Up
Incorporating a daily reminder for humor is a small yet impactful investment in your well-being. By actively infusing laughter into your routine, you cultivate a mindset that can navigate challenges with resilience and optimism. Embrace the power of everyday laughter, and watch as your days become brighter, one chuckle at a time.

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