200 Best Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes (Wisdom)
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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. Frank Drebin
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Oscar Wilde Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
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Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is! Jeffrey Gitomer
A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose. S. I. Hayakawa
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Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours. Doug Larsen
Don’t let schooling interfere with your education. Mark Twain
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde
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A true friend is someone that thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. Winston Churchill
When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Barney Stinson
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Charles Gordy
Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. John Wooden
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West
Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. Ann Bradford
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain
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It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher
Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it. Katharine Whitehorn
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Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion. Tina Fey Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. John Green
All men are equal before fish. Herbert Hoover
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. Wendell Johnson
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished If you’re alive it isn’t. Richard Bach
The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. Ann Landers
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Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done. Peter Drucker
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. John Gotti
I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s forward. David Livingstone
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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. Albert Einstein
Happen to things, don’t let things happen to you. Stephen Covey
Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too. Robert Half
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben
Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. Jason Love
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
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When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Franklin Roosevelt Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, some don’t turn up at all. Sam Ewing
I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. Edward Victor Appleton
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The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana. Betty White
If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrapheap. Glen Buck
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. Langston Coleman
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Don’t do what you want. Do what you don’t want. Do what you’re trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most. Chuck Palahniuk
See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly. George Harris
Think like a proton. Always positive.
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You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Jack London
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do. Benjamin Franklin
The trouble with the ratrace is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat. Lily Tomlin
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Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom. Terry Pratchett
It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose! Steven Weinberg
Short Clean Inspirational Quotes
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third. Leslie Knope
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Willy Wonka
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. Bernard Baruch
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. Kareena Kapoor
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Bad decisions make good stories. Ellis Vidler
Be happy, it drives people crazy. Paulo Coelho
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry Kissinger
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Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring. Steve Maraboli
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them. Rose MacAulay
If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. Marie Osmond
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute. Tina Fey
You can’t shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond! Eric Thomas Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. Denis Waitley
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Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you. Jeffree Star
I cannot afford to waste my time making money. Louis Agassiz
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. Bill Murray
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Taking an interest in what others are thinking and doing is often a much more powerful form of encouragement than praise. Robert Martin
Some people die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five. Benjamin Franklin
Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. Og Mandino
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It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. Karan Patel
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A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know. Laurence J. Peter
A woman is like a tea bag you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt
If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them. Reese Witherspoon
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Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it. Salvador Dali
When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what? Sydney Harris
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. Tallulah Bankhead
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If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. Elvis Presley
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. Thomas A. Edison
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Will Rogers
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If you’re going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
You want to get out of the hole? First you’re going to have to put down the shovel. Incredibles
We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw
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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment. Robert Benchley
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway. Edna Buchanan
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Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say. Andy Stanley
If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room. Confucius
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere. Henry A. Kissinger
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard
Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. Bernard Sahlins
Do one thing every day that scares you. Eleanor Roosevelt
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal
When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it. Theodore Roosevelt Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. Walter Lippmann
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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles Schulz
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Bryan White
Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes (About Life)
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream. Malcolm Muggeridge
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
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I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. Maya Angelou
A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place. Michael Douglas
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. John Lennon
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We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits. William Somerset Maugham
I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere. Van Wilder
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. William James
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A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on. Samuel Goldwyn
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe. Mark Twain
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. Will Rogers
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I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. Harry S Truman
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. You can either be right, or you can be happy. Ralphie May Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. Sam Walton
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Andy Rooney
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. Jessica Simpson
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do. Amy Poehler
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Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. Voltaire
Good things come to those who initiate. Susan RoAne
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain
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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back. Regina Brett
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand? Captain Jack Sparrow
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there. Josh Billings
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. Blanche Devereaux
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
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A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright. Lucille Ball
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. Robert Brault
Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not. Vaclav Havel
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If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly. Steve Maraboli
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. Arnold H. Glasgow
People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass. Sophia Petrillo
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Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous. Albert Einstein
Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine. Lord Byron
You’re at your best when you don’t know what you’re doing. Paul Stanley
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The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. Joe Girard
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. Mark Twain
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde
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When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best that is inspiration. Robert Bresson
All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. Sean O’Casey
Build on what makes you different from your competition. . . You need to be the red tree in the forest. Nick Maley
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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Mark Twain Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen. Catherine Pulsifer
You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic. Zig Ziglar
Motivational Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
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The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. Madeleine L’Engle
By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. Richard Dawkins
A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin
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If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough. Phyllis Diller
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. Paula Poundstone
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Dale Carnegie
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. Ellen DeGeneres
The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished. Groucho Marx
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When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. Henny Youngman
If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big. Tom Hirshfield
A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them. Elbert Hubbard
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Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way. Charles Bukowski
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. Rita Rudner
Aspire to inspire before we expire. Eugene Bell Jr
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Try to be like the turtle at ease in your own shell. Bill Copeland Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any. Samuel L. Jackson
I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. Drake
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde
There is do or do not. There is no try. Yoda
I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. Winston Churchill
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You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. Solomon Schechter
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. William Shakespeare
If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either. Leo Burnett
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Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. Truman Capote
People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do. Elbert Hubbard
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. Zig Ziglar
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Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese. Luis Buñuel
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life. Andy Dwyer
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. Justin Sewell
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open. Frank Zappa
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. Robert Benchley
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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. Oscar Wilde
The reward for good work is more work. Francesca Elisia
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
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Bending beats breaking. Betty Greene
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. Will Rogers Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare. Lisa LiebermanWang
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When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick. Henri Matisse
Here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week. Tracy Jordan
Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat. Harry Emerson Fosdick
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. William Thackeray
A laugh is a smile that bursts. Mary H. Waldrip
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. Graham Norton
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all. Malcolm Forbes
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Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart. Ross Perot
Everything I have I owe to this job… this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job. Jim Halpert Funny Clean Inspirational Quotes
A good time for laughing is when you can. Jessamyn West
Everyday Laughter: A Guide to Creating Your Daily Humor Reminder
In the hustle and bustle of daily life, it’s easy to get caught up in the whirlwind of responsibilities and challenges. Amidst the chaos, however, lies a powerful tool that can transform your routine—laughter. Imagine infusing each day with a dose of humor, a simple yet effective strategy to elevate your mood and outlook. In this guide, we will explore the art of creating a daily reminder system for a consistent infusion of joy.
The Power of Daily Humor
Laughter is not merely a fleeting emotion; it’s a wellness booster with profound effects on both mental and physical health. From reducing stress hormones to enhancing immune function, the benefits of laughter are well-documented. By incorporating humor into your daily life, you can create a positive ripple effect that extends beyond the moment.
Choose Your Reminder Medium
The first step in establishing a routine of joy is choosing the medium for your daily humor reminder. Whether you prefer a digital notification on your phone or a tangible cue in your environment, the choice is yours. For tech-savvy individuals, setting a daily reminder on your smartphone can be a simple yet effective way to prompt a moment of laughter. Alternatively, opt for a physical cue—a funny post-it note on your mirror or a whimsical item on your desk can serve as a lighthearted prompt.
Curate Your Humor Arsenal
To ensure your daily reminders bring genuine joy, curate a collection of clean and funny quotes, memes, or jokes. Consider creating a dedicated folder on your phone or a physical scrapbook filled with humor that resonates with you. Having a personalized humor arsenal allows you to tailor your daily dose to suit your taste, making the experience even more enjoyable.
Set Consistent Timing
Consistency is key when establishing any routine. Choose a specific time for your daily humor reminder—a moment when you can pause, unwind, and embrace the laughter. Whether it’s during your morning coffee break or right before bedtime, find a time that seamlessly integrates with your schedule.
Share the Laughter
Invite friends, family, or colleagues to join in on the laughter. Share your favorite quotes or jokes with them, fostering a communal experience of joy. Creating a shared laughter routine can strengthen connections and create a positive atmosphere in various aspects of your life.
To Sum it Up
Incorporating a daily reminder for humor is a small yet impactful investment in your well-being. By actively infusing laughter into your routine, you cultivate a mindset that can navigate challenges with resilience and optimism. Embrace the power of everyday laughter, and watch as your days become brighter, one chuckle at a time.
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