167 Best Funny Self Love Quotes and Captions (Smile)
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- Best Funny Self Love Quotes
- Happy Unbothered Funny Self Love Quotes
- Short Funny Self Love Quotes (To Inspire Acceptance)
- Funny Self Love Quotes About Not Letting Others Bring You Down
- Funny Inspiring Quotes for Self Love
- Funny Self-Love Quotes About Being Yourself
- Sassy Funny Self Love Quotes
- Today is a Great Day for Funny Self Love Quotes
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When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts. Unknown
You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm. Penny Reid
Do not pour your sunshine into someone who does not think of you as their sky. Unknown
The goal is to be more in love with you than you were yesterday. Unknown
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. Katherine Gaskin
When I was around, I looked in the mirror and said, ‘You’re either going to love yourself or hate yourself.’ And I decided to love myself. That changed a lot of things. Queen Latifah
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh. Maya Angelou
You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens. Louise L. Hay
Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity. Andre Gide Funny Self Love Quotes
‘Are you free tomorrow?’ ‘No, I’m expensive.’ Rebel Circus
Life is like photography, and we develop from the negatives. Unknown
Be enough for yourself first. The rest of the world can wait. Unknown
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You’re a light. Whoever wants to shine with you, let them come. Unknown
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar
If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid. Rigel J. Dawson
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” Sydney Harris
I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro. Unknown
Relationship status: committed to growth, self-love, and inner peace. Unknown
Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway. Glennon Doyle
Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So procrastinate now, don’t put it off. Ellen DeGeneres
I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. Unknown
They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late. Unknown
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe. Mark Twain
Ever loved someone so much you would do anything for them? Yeah, well make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want. Harvey Specter
It’s important in life if you don’t give a sh**. It can help you a lot. George Carlin
Our plans never turn out as tasty as reality. Ram Dass
I didn’t fail the test. I just found ways to do it wrong. Benjamin Franklin
If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough. Phyllis Diller
Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions. Unknown
Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life. Renee Rouleau
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain
Experience is merely the name we gave to our mistakes. Oscar Wilde
Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years. Unknown
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. Truman Capote
I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning. Unknown
Short Funny Self Love Quotes (To Inspire Acceptance)
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. Oscar Wilde
Bad decisions make good stories. Ellis Vidler
I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning. Unknown
It’s not your job to like me… that’s my job! Unknown
Weird is a side-effect of awesome. Unknown
Clap for yourself. Who else will? Unknown
Great things never come from comfort zones. Unknown
I got it all together. But I forgot where I put it. Unknown
You were born to be real, not to be perfect. Unknown
I am only human, although I regret it. Mark Twain
Current status: distancing myself from bullsh**. Unknown
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. Lily Tomlin
Don’t look back. You’re not going that way. Unknown
I say IDK a lot. But trust me, I be knowing. Unknown
This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty. Unknown
Love is an inside job. Unknown Funny Self Love Quotes
Stop shrinking to fit places you’ve outgrown. Unknown.
It is what it is, but it will become what you make it. Unknown
I am unable to quit, as I am currently too legit. Unknown
Funny Self Love Quotes About Not Letting Others Bring You Down
Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary. Oscar Wilde
Life is too short to waste any amount of time on wondering what other people think about you. In the first place, if they had better things going on in their lives, they wouldn’t have the time to sit around and talk about you. What’s important to me is not others’ opinions of me, but what’s important to me is my opinion of myself. C. JoyBell C.
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do. Roger Staubach
If it makes you happy, it doesn’t have to make sense to everyone else. Unknown
You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t tacos. Unknown
RIP to all the hours I spent explaining myself to other people. Unknown
Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore it. Albert Einstein
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Don’t doubt yourself. That’s what haters are for. Turcois Ominek
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Unknown
If someone says you’re weird, say Thank You. Ellen DeGeneres
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt’s Funny Self Love Quotes
I didn’t forget where I came from; I just realized I couldn’t stay there.
Whatever paths you choose, someone will hate you. Only be certain that someone is not you. S.D. Simper
Whatever paths you choose, someone will hate you. Only be certain that someone is not you. S.D. Simper
Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults. Benjamin Franklin
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need like my need to be praised. Michael Scott
They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same. Unknown
I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore, I learned to dress myself. Nikki Rowe
Funny Inspiring Quotes for Self Love
Now get the hell out of here and go change the world. Lucille Ball
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Unknown
When they say, ‘it runs in the family,’ respond with, this is where it runs out. Unknown
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Mark Twain
I want to make myself so happy that others get happy just looking at me. Yogi Bhajan
If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow. Imagine what speaking kindly to yourself can do. Unknown
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself. Anne Lamott’s Funny Self-Love Quotes
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. George Carlin
Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. Lao Tzu
There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen. Rumi
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. Mark Twain
Don’t compare your behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel. Unknown
People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable. Unknown
Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup. Audrey Hepburn
Suffering is part of our training program for becoming wise. Ram Dass
Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it. Unknown
I think we should start calling our mistakes ‘growth spurts’ instead. Cheryl Hale
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. Bill Murray
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. Robert Bloch
If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Unknown
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. Maya Angelou
Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you. Katie Reed
Let us live so that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain
Funny Self Love Quotes About Being Yourself
The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely. C.G. Jung
I’ve finally stopped running away from myself. Who else is there better to be? Golden Hawn
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres
I sometimes give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. Mary Wortley Montagu
You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company. Diane Von Furstenber
Don’t belittle yourself. Be BIG yourself. Corita Kent
I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon. Ellen DeGeneres
Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again? A. A. Milne
Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste. Unknown
I said Somebody should do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being myself. Unknown
Self-love seems so often unrequited. Anthony Powell
If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be. Maya Angelou Funny Self Love Quotes
Let your light shine bright so the other weirdos can find you. Unknown
I’m just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. Unknown
If you’re searching for that person who will change your life, look in the mirror. Unknown
Some days I amaze myself. On other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking about it. Unknown
The things that make me different are the things that make me me. A. A. Milne
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the airplane, and the pessimist the parachute. George Bernard Shaw
Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit. Shannon L. Alder.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me. Ain Eineziz
Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be. Jennifer Elisabeth
The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself. Maya Angelou
Reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top with no pants & ate his fave food & loved himself. So you can too. Unknown
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly. Oscar Wilde
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
In a society that profits from self-doubt, loving yourself is an act of rebellion. Be a rebel. Unknown
Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated. Mad-D
A glowing woman can help other women glow and still be lit. Unknown
Sassy Funny Self Love Quotes
I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted. Unknown
I know what I bring to the table… So trust me when I say I’m not afraid to eat alone. Unknown
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people. George Bernard Shaw
I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming. Unknown
I am a queen because I know how to govern myself. Lailah Gifty Akita
I know I’m a handful, that’s why you have two hands. Unknown
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. Harvey Specter
Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature. Unknown
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Cathy Guisewite
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, Oh crap, she’s up! Unknown
She had no f**ks to give, not even one. And she lived happily ever after. Unknown
I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort. Unknown
I am beautiful and if you try to tell me otherwise I will pee on all your things. Unknown
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. Jim Henson Funny Self Love Quotes
Strong women don’t have attitudes; they have standards. Unknown
The bags under my eyes are Prada. Unknown
Be savage, not average. Unknown
Today is a Great Day for Funny Self Love Quotes
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. Lily Tomlin
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
L’Oreal’s slogan ‘because you’re worth it’ has come to epitomize the banal narcissism of early st century capitalism; easy indulgence and effortless self-love are all available at a flick of the credit card. Geoff Mulgan
I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Unknown
It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. Voltaire
Make someone smile every day. Don’t forget, you’re someone too. Unknown
Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax. Unknown
Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan. Carley Schweet
Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do. Irma Kurtz
You want to change your life? Change the way you think. Unknown
Let’s begin by taking a small nap or two. A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
Do more things that make you forget to check your phone. Unknown
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz
Your problem is you’re … too busy holding onto your unworthiness. Ram Dass
Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie. Cookie monster
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Barney Stinson
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Unknown
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason, so few engage in it. Henry Ford Funny Self Love Quotes
We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself. Mae West
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Oscar Wilde
Did your mom ever tell you, ‘If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything’? She was right–and talking nicely also applies when you’re talking to yourself, even inside your head. Victoria Moran
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. Unknown
Summary
Being compassionate and loving to oneself is not always easy for us to do. Feeling good about who we are and recognizing that as humans, we each have our own strengths and weakenesses. Both of those make us who we are and make us interesting. Learning to live with, and even poke fun at our shortcomings, makes it easier for us to work on improving them.
We offer unconditional love for many others in our lives. We should also provide that same unconditional love for ourselves. Love comes from within. If we don’t have self love, it is hard for us to giv love to others. It is really impossible to give something away that you don’t first possess. That applies just as much to love as anything else.
Loving yourself unconditionally coes not imply giving yourself a pass to behave in any way that you want. It means acknowledging that you are not perfect, but that you are living the very best way that you know how. And, even with the best efforts and intentions, you will still have flaws, make mistakes, and come up short at times. However, those events should not keep you from loving yourself without terms or conditions.
Finding a motivational saying that serves as a reminder, however, is a terrific approach to keep the value of self-love and care top of mind. Being able to concentrate on your personal development and have a little fun while doing it makes everything lighter, brighter, and more pleasant. What’s even better is a collection of humorous self-love quotes.
We occasionally believe that being self-loving is too egotistical. Too indulgent, haughty, and self-centered. While it can be carried to an extreme that is detrimental, the absence of self love is also harmful to our overall well being.
We worry about what other people think of us much too much. We often get caught up in thinking about how we come across to other people. However, the only one who must accept themselves as they are is you!
I hope these humorous self-love quotes have provided you with a little encouragement on your path to self love and self acceptance. I hope that you can take these thoughts and create your own affirmations that have meaning for you. No one ever said that affirmations can’t be mixed with a little fun! While you are boosting your own spirits, laugh a little. Who else is going to do it if you don’t?
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