Ultimate List of 115 Funny Teen Quotes (You’ll LOL)

Get ready to ROFL with our handpicked collection of hilarious teen quotes that perfectly capture the wit and humor of today’s Generation Z.

If you are looking for funny quotes from parents of teenagers, check out:  177 Delightful Parenting Teenagers Quotes (to Connect)

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Hilarious Quotes: Teens and Their Unforgettable Humor

My mother always told me if you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all And some people wonder why Im so quiet around them. Funny Teen QuotesPin

My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all… And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.
For me math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.Pin
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
I leave homework to the last day because Ill be older and therefore wiser. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I leave homework to the last day because I’ll be older and therefore wiser.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times just to be sure.Pin
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
If sleep is SO important Then why does school start so early Funny Teen QuotesPin
If sleep is SO important… Then why does school start so early?
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K equals Half of my energy wasted on random knowledgePin
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge Funny Teen QuotesPin
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
My room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear.Pin
My room was clean, but then I had to decide what to wear.
I wouldnt call myself a lazy person I just choose to run on battery saver mode. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I wouldn’t call myself a lazy person, I just choose to run on battery saver mode.
Wifi went down today so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.Pin
Wifi went down today so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
Im not a couch potato. Im a multi tasking comfort enthusiast. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not a couch potato. I’m a multi-tasking comfort enthusiast.
I couldnt wait to leave school and then I realized I dont actually have anywhere else to go.Pin
I couldn’t wait to leave school, and then I realized I don’t actually have anywhere else to go.
Im on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
My future plans Uhh, survive, I guess.Pin
My future plans? Uhh, survive, I guess.
My room is like an archaeological dig site for lost homework. Funny Teen QuotesPin
My room is like an archaeological dig site for lost homework.
My life is basically a series of awkward moments interrupted by snacks.Pin
My life is basically a series of awkward moments interrupted by snacks. Funny Teen Quotes
My room is like Narnia theres a whole world in there you just cant see it. Funny Teen Quoteswidth=Pin
My room is like Narnia – there’s a whole world in there, you just can’t see it.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.Pin
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
Im not great at life but Im really good at pretending. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not great at life, but I’m really good at pretending. Funny Teen Quotes
Im not clumsy Im just auditioning for a reality show called Dancing with Walls.Pin
I’m not clumsy, I’m just auditioning for a reality show called ‘Dancing with Walls.’
Im not ignoring you my phone is on Do Not Disturb forever. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not ignoring you; my phone is on Do Not Disturb – forever.
Im not bossy I just have better ideas.Pin
I’m not bossy; I just have better ideas.
Im not short Im concentrated awesomeness. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not short; I’m concentrated awesomeness.
Im not antisocial Im just on airplane mode with the world.Pin
I’m not antisocial; I’m just on airplane mode with the world.
Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits. Funny Teen QuotesPin
Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

Teens Speak: Funny Quotes Straight from the Generation Z

I havent posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.Pin

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.
Being called weird is like being called a limited edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often. Remember that. Funny Teen QuotesPin
Being called weird is like being called a limited edition. Meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. Remember that.
I say that I stay hydratedwhat I mean is I drink one cup of water and 6 gallons of iced coffee.Pin
I say that I stay hydrated…what I mean is I drink one cup of water and 6 gallons of iced coffee.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Funny Teen QuotesPin
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Im not late. The universe is just ahead of schedule.Pin
I’m not late. The universe is just ahead of schedule.
Its funny how you think youre all grown up until your parents ask you to do something. Funny Teen QuotesPin
It’s funny how you think you’re all grown up until your parents ask you to do something.
Just dropped my pencil my day is ruined.Pin
Just dropped my pencil, my day is ruined.
Im not a morning person Im barely even an afternoon person. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not a morning person, I’m barely even an afternoon person.
I didnt choose the thug life the thug life chose me.Pin
I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
Im not arguing Im just explaining why Im right again. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again.
Why be normal when you can be weirdPin
Why be normal when you can be weird? Funny Teen Quotes
I feel so gangster after rapping a part of my favorite song without screwing it up. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I feel so gangster after rapping a part of my favorite song without screwing it up.
My bed and I are in a committed relationship.Pin
My bed and I are in a committed relationship.
Im not late everyone else is just early. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not late, everyone else is just early.
Im not arguing Im just explaining why Im right in a way youll understand.Pin
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right in a way you’ll understand.
Im not lazy Im just allergic to manual labor. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not lazy; I’m just allergic to manual labor.
Im not moody I just have a complex emotional palette.Pin
I’m not moody; I just have a complex emotional palette.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep Funny Teen QuotesPin
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
I talk in memes and laugh in emojis.Pin
I talk in memes and laugh in emojis.
I dont get mad I get Wi Fi signal problems. Funny Teen Quotes Pin
I don’t get mad; I get Wi-Fi signal problems.
My diet is 90% fast food and 10% regret.Pin
My diet is 90% fast food and 10% regret.
I communicate through memes because words are hard. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I communicate through memes because words are hard.
I dont snore I dream Im a motorcycle.Pin
I don’t snore; I dream I’m a motorcycle.
I try to be a nice person But sometimes my mouth doesnt want to cooperate! Funny Teen QuotesPin
I try to be a nice person But sometimes my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate!

Chuckles and Grins: Teenage Wit in Entertaining Quotes

Im not arguing Im just explaining why Im right.Pin

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Funny Teen Quotes
I always feel like Im an adult until its time to go to the doctors and they ask me whats wrongand I always turn to look at my mom to answer for me. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I always feel like I’m an adult until it’s time to go to the doctors and they ask me what’s wrong…and I always turn to look at my mom to answer for me.
I dont have a weird sense of humor. Youre just not funnyPin
I don’t have a weird sense of humor. You’re just not funny
Im not breaking the rules Im just testing their elasticity. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not breaking the rules, I’m just testing their elasticity.
Why waste time saying a lot word when just few will do the trickPin
Why waste time saying a lot word when just few will do the trick?
Lifes a mess but at least my memes are dank. Funny Teen Quoteswidth=Pin
Life’s a mess, but at least my memes are dank. Funny Teen Quotes
Lifes short just like my attention span.Pin
Life’s short, just like my attention span.
I dont need anger management I need people to stop pissing me off. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
I dont always study but when I do its the night before the exam.Pin
I don’t always study, but when I do, it’s the night before the exam.
Im not lazy Im just conserving energy. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
I hate that damn mini heart attack feeling I get when I lean backwards in a chair and alomost fall off.Pin
I hate that damn mini heart attack feeling I get when I lean backwards in a chair and alomost fall off.
My phone is my best friend its always there when I need to avoid eye contact. Funny Teen QuotesPin
My phone is my best friend – it’s always there when I need to avoid eye contact.
I dont trip over things theyre just introducing themselves to my feet.Pin
I don’t trip over things; they’re just introducing themselves to my feet.
My fashion sense is called Whatever Doesnt Smell Bad. Funny Teen QuotesPin
My fashion sense is called ‘Whatever Doesn’t Smell Bad.’
Im not a morning person or a night owl Im a permanent state of exhausted pigeon.Pin
I’m not a morning person or a night owl; I’m a ‘permanent state of exhausted pigeon.’
I dont need a hairstylist I need a magician. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I don’t need a hairstylist; I need a magician.
My generation's greatest achievement Creating new words by randomly smashing our keyboards.Pin
My generation’s greatest achievement? Creating new words by randomly smashing our keyboards.
I dont need a GPS my phones location services know me better than I do. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I don’t need a GPS; my phone’s location services know me better than I do.
Im not addicted to my phone Im in a committed relationship.Pin
I’m not addicted to my phone; I’m in a committed relationship.
Im not a party animal Im a social introvert. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I’m not a party animal; I’m a social introvert.
Why be normal when you can be weirdly entertainingPin
Why be normal when you can be weirdly entertaining?
I dont trust stairs because theyre always up to something. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

Quirky Teen Minds: Exploring Humor in Youthful Quotes

That awkward moment when youre wearing Nikes and you cant do it.Pin

That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
Not to brag but I dont even need Alcohol to make really bad decisions Funny Teen QuotesPin
Not to brag, but I don’t even need Alcohol to make really bad decisions
I cant clean my room but I CAN spend an hour trying to get the perfect profile photo.Pin
I can’t clean my room but I CAN spend an hour trying to get the perfect profile photo.
I hate when Im listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I think someone is calling my name. Funny Teen QuotesPin
I hate when I’m listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I think someone is calling my name.
I dont need anger management I need people to stop making me angry.Pin
I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop making me angry.
Netflix and chill Nah, more like Hulu and commitment.Pin
Netflix and chill? Nah, more like Hulu and commitment.
My rooms not messy its an organized chaos.Pin
My room’s not messy, it’s an organized chaos.
Im not clumsy Im just performing random gravity checks.Pin
I’m not clumsy, I’m just performing random gravity checks.
Im not procrastinating Im providing the opportunity for a last minute miracle.Pin
I’m not procrastinating, I’m providing the opportunity for a last-minute miracle.
My superpower I can turn oxygen into sarcasm.Pin
My superpower? I can turn oxygen into sarcasm.
If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted I wish I had some pizza.Pin
If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted… I wish I had some pizza.
My parents say its their house but when its time to cleanup it magically becomes my house too.Pin
My parents say it’s their house, but when it’s time to cleanup it magically becomes my house too.
Im not procrastinating Im giving myself time to come up with a genius plan.Pin
I’m not procrastinating; I’m giving myself time to come up with a genius plan. Funny Teen Quotes
If life gives you lemons ask for a refund.Pin
If life gives you lemons, ask for a refund.
Im not addicted to snacks theyre just too appealing to resist.Pin
I’m not addicted to snacks; they’re just too appealing to resist.
My hobbies include overthinking and pretending Im not overthinking.Pin
My hobbies include overthinking and pretending I’m not overthinking.
My ability to function is directly proportional to the proximity of Wi Fi.Pin
My ability to function is directly proportional to the proximity of Wi-Fi.
My brain is 80% song lyrics and 20% 'Did I forget somethingPin
My brain is 80% song lyrics and 20% ‘Did I forget something?’
Netflix asks if Im still watching. I ask myself the same question about life.Pin
Netflix asks if I’m still watching. I ask myself the same question about life.
Im not slouching Im just embracing my inner Quasimodo.Pin
I’m not slouching; I’m just embracing my inner Quasimodo.
My attention span is shorter than a TikTok video.Pin
My attention span is shorter than a TikTok video.
Im fluent in sarcasm emoji and procrastination.Pin
I’m fluent in sarcasm, emoji, and procrastination.

Short Side-Splitting Teen Quotes Collection

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.Pin

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
No is a complete sentencePin
No is a complete sentence
Dont be eye candy. Be soul food.Pin
Don’t be eye candy. Be soul food.
I cant adult today.Pin
I can’t adult today.
Savage mode activated.Pin
Savage mode activated.
FOMO is real guys.Pin
FOMO is real, guys.
Bruh thats so extra.Pin
Bruh, that’s so extra.
No cap thats hilarious!Pin
No cap, that’s hilarious!
My sleep schedule is non existent.Pin
My sleep schedule is non-existent.
Im totally here for the snacks.Pin
I’m totally here for the snacks.
Did you just yeet thatPin
Did you just yeet that?
Im not arguing Im just explaining why Im right.Pin
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
My phone battery is at 1% pray for me.Pin
My phone battery is at 1%, pray for me.
Cant Im busy procrastinating.Pin
Can’t, I’m busy procrastinating.
Sorry I dont speak adult.Pin
Sorry, I don’t speak adult. Funny Teen Quotes
Thats my aesthetic AF.Pin
That’s my aesthetic AF.
Im fluent in emoji let me translate.Pin
I’m fluent in emoji, let me translate.
My rooms a mess but so is my life.Pin
My room’s a mess, but so is my life.
Im not lazy Im energy efficient.Pin
I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
I put the elusive in responsible.Pin
I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘responsible.’
Im not short Im fun sized.Pin
I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
I dont get older I level up.Pin
I don’t get older, I level up.

 

Unfiltered Humor: The Quirky World of Teenage Expressions

Ah, the teenage years, a time when life’s full of firsts, awkward moments, and a generous sprinkle of hilarity. It’s like the universe decided to mix a cocktail of energy drinks, emoji-level emotions, and an innate ability to turn mundane situations into laugh-out-loud tales. Buckle up, because we’re diving into the world of funny things teenagers do and say.

Ever witnessed a teen tackle their first-ever cooking escapade? Picture this: mismatched apron, flour on their nose, and a recipe that somehow ends up resembling abstract art. But the best part? They’ll stand proudly by their creation, claiming it’s a revolutionary fusion of cuisines.

Let’s talk about texting. While older generations might marvel at their speed, teens have turned abbreviations into a new language. “BRB,” “LOL,” and “IDK” are their secret code to communicate faster than the speed of sound. It’s a digital symphony where words are optional, and emojis reign supreme. 🙌

Then there’s the self-discovery phase. Teens are like amateur philosophers, pondering life’s deepest questions, like why do socks disappear in the laundry? They’ll switch from existential debates to giggles in seconds, proving that navigating between profundity and hilarity is their specialty.

Remember that time when they discovered their fashion sense? One day it’s mismatched socks and neon accessories, the next they’re rocking vintage trends they “discovered” at a thrift store. And heaven forbid you mention they’ve got the style of their favorite TV character – it’s all them, totally original.

Social media? Oh, it’s their stage. From creating dance routines that go viral to attempting DIY disasters, they proudly showcase their highs and lows. And when a parent tries to understand the newest platform, well, let’s just say it’s an adorable disaster.

The world of teen slang is an ever-evolving dictionary. One minute, “lit” is the ultimate compliment, and the next, it’s “savage.” Keeping up with their linguistic acrobatics is like chasing a roller coaster, but it’s pure entertainment.

In the midst of their hilarious escapades, teens remind us that life’s about embracing imperfections and laughing at ourselves. Their ability to find humor in the simplest things is a refreshing reminder that it’s okay not to take everything too seriously.

So, as we navigate through this teenage galaxy of quirky expressions, let’s embrace the contagious laughter and unfiltered charm that these young souls bring to our lives. After all, it’s in these funny moments that we find the magic of being a teenager all over again – even if only in spirit.

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